Random Rants and Rambles

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100% proven zodiac analyses

aries:
short-tempered kind-hearted babies
taurus:
stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
gemini:
intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
cancer:
over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
leo:
melodramatic fun-loving fucks
virgo:
creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
libra:
ditsy carefree pacifist qts
scorpio:
intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
sagittarius:
honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
capricorn:
organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
aquarius:
extroverted detached open-minded freaks
pisces:
sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating

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crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

i want an update on this

FUCKING AMAZING

FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

HAHAHAHHAA ^ it just gets better. If someone can add the rest of this article that would be FAB

WHY do girls ever defend the guys and start bashing on each other?! Join forces!

(Source: twirpy, via twolittlebluebirdsx)